Cat Steals Earbuds

A man saw a brown tabby cat with a white underbelly, and decided to share his music with him. He put the earbud in the animal's ear, and it liked the music so much, he took it! The cat's name is Hawkfrost. We interviewed him.

Interviewer: Why did you steal earbuds and an ipod?

Hawkfrost: I liked the "music" coming out of it.

Interviewer: Can you tell us what it was playing?

Hawkfrost: Rock and Roll, apparently.

Interviewer: Do you...know how to work it?

Hawkfrost: No. At one point in the night, it just...stopped.